Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Refridgerator.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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