What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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