- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Cripples are lame.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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