- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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