What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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