What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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