What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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