- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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