- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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