- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the dog die? He was old

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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