- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

How old are you? 7

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