- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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