Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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