- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

can you touch your toes? no

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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