What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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