What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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