Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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