Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Jovan

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Anti Joke

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