- Anti Joke

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Donald Trump

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.