Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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like if your cool

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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dallen loves penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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