I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

How many light bulbs? 1

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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