- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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