- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A dancer walks into a barre

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Brain fart

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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