Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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