- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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