- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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