- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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