What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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Womens rights.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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