- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Tilt your screen back

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

What's better than a stick? A stone

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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