How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

I will create more jobs for americans

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

David Cameron

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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