When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Kevin and Ramin

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

You are joking right?

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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