KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Yes

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Anti Joke

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