a black man walks out of popeyes

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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