- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

roses are red poo is poo

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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