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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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