How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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