What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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A gay man watches football.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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