What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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outside your comfort zone

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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