A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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