Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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