- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

SEX

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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