- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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