- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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