- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Brain fart

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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