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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

i saw amango it splootered

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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