- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

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