You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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