- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Fat? Jesse Z

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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