your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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