I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Knock knock Fuck off!

Knock Knock. Come in.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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