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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

9/11 my birthday

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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