I like the color potato.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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