- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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