In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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