- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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