- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

school homewrok

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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