What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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