How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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