- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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