Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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