What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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