- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Charlie Sheen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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