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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

I have a really funny joke.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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