- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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