Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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