- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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