Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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the economy.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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