- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Cripples are lame.

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