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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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