- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Tilt your screen back .

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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