Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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