Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

womens rights

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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