- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

All of these jokes are about white people

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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