H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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A man did not like this site

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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womens rights.

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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