Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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