Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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