How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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