Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

No it doesnt..

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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