What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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can you pass the soap?

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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