- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

whats white and sticky? a white stick

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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