- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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