A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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