Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

school homewrok

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

69.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

knock knock Goodbye

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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