I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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Well this is pointless.....

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Anti Joke

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