- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Women outside of the kitchen.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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