Rebecca Black's career.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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. . I am a whale

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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