- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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