- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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