- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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