Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Allah walked into AK Bar

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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