What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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