- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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