- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What happened to my sunglasses?

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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