- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

My cat just died.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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