A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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