What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

i saw amango it splootered

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What's 9+10? 19

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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