A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

what's funny about war? nothing!

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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