A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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i dont fisish anythi

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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