I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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