What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

guess what? bannanas

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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