- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

i saw amango it splootered

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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