- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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