Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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