A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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i saw amango it splootered

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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