What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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