What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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