- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Knock Knock.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

you will like this because i am black.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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