- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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