you will like this because i am black.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Fat? Jesse Z

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