What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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