A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

How old are you? 7

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

ever tried african food? they neither

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Anti Joke

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