- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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