- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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