why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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