What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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