How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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