- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

i wonder who made this website? a human

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Im taking a shit right now.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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