What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's 1+1? 69.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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