- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

you will like this because i am black.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Fat? Jesse Z

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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