why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

My mom

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

american idol

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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