how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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