What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Cripples are lame.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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