The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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A bar walks into a man

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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