What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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An anti-joke

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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Anti Joke

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