What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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How old are you? 7

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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