- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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