- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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