Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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