Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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