- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Knock Knock.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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