Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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My cat just died.

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OMG I JUST FOUND THE GREATEST WEBSITE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK IT OUT OMG ITS http://anti-joke.com/submit

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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