- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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