What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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