Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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