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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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