A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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