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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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