- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Knock knock! Just kidding.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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