- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

My cat just died.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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