Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Don't believe in Atheists.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

jews

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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