Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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