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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Roses are red Im adopted

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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