What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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