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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Justin Bieber

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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