- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Want to hear a joke? No.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

You know whats annoying? Steve

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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