What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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