Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

thumb_up thumb_down -26

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

thumb_up thumb_down -28

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops