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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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