What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Go away still nothing to see

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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i found waldo.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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