Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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