- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

SEX

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

David Cameron

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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