- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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