What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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