Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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