Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

God is real.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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