A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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