- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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