there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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