Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

roses are red poo is poo

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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