- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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