Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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