- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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