What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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