- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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