A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Go away still nothing to see

Women outside of the kitchen.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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