Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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