What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Yellow People !!

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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