- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Your mums a potato

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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