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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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