Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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