What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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