- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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