How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Brain fart

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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