Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Gustavo Andrade

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Ross.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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