10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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