hola said the chinese man

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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