- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Knock Knock.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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