Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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