What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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tea with milk?

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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