- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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