Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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