- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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