Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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