- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

knock knock who's there ?

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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