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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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