Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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