- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

bite me

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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