Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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