What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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