What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Justin Bieber

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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