- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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