hola said the chinese man

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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