A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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stinky boner

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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