- Anti Joke

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan