- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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