Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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