Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Hello.

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You idiot.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Pain Olympics.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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