In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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