a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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God is real.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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