- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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