- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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