- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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