Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A dog was barking at a tree

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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