Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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I asked her where you were.

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Sarah Palin.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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