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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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