Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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