What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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