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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

Your mums a potato

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

I have a horse.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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