Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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You idiot.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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