- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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