- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

haha black people :D

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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