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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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