Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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