Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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