How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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