Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Knock, Knock Come in

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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