What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Jimmy Saville

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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