- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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