- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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