time to spruce up!

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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Anti Joke

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