Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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