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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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