- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's better than a stick? A stone

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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