Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Rylan Clark

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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