- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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