the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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