- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Women's rights.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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