Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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