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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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