Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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