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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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