- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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