- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

you will like this because i am black.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Andoni was here

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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