- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Women.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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