- Anti Joke

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.