i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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