- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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