What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Your big dick.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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