What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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