Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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