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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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