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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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