- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Sarah Palin.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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