i hate non minorities!

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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GOODBYE

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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