What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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NEVER

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Anti Joke

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