What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Cheese

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

How old are you? 7

batman farted so hes retarded

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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