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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

batman farted so hes retarded

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How old are you? 7

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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