Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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I'm hungry.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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