- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

there once was a chicken it was yellow

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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