- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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