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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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