- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Golf.

AIDS

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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