- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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