Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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