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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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