- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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