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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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