- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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