An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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God is real.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Ross.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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