What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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