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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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