- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

I'm so punny.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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