the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not quite sure, but I just realized that my new pair of boxer briefs has ripped along the seam. Oh, and earlier this morning, I stubbed my toe pretty bad. The nail is all purple and the toe is all swollen, it was bleeding profusely until I put three bandages over the wound. It's still throbbing with pain. Oh, and also, a few months ago, I lost my job. It wasn't because I was constantly late or anything, it was more because as a server, I had been required to lift trays and stand and walk for the entirety of my shift. The only problem is, that about a year ago, I was involved in a serious car accident (once again, an occurrence that had not been due to my own actions). This car accident severed my spine in the L5 region. I can now barely walk for long periods of time, I find it impossible to run, I can no longer play sports and enjoy being a 21 year old male. I am in constant pain and it affects my breathing, my legs, the rest of my back, and also my teeth (due to the neurological connections dealing with the spinal cord). I am now currently looking for a new job, a more suitable job, to help sustain my hectic lifestyle. No, it is not a lifestyle of parties and what not, it is merely the lifestyle of living under roof and owning a used car. I have an alcoholic mother and my childhood was devoid a father. I raised myself, and to this day, I still have no family to help me through my financial struggles. I need nearly 2000 dollars in less than a week in order to pay all my bills, have my car fixed, and eat for another month. The only problem is, I have a dollar and 58 cents to my name. I wish I was this chicken, crossing roads, and what not, not just to get to the other side, but to live a better life. But, one can only wish.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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